The most popular US president in the history with an approval rating of 83+, President Trump said yesterday that he was removing the secret service protection from the White House.

Trump is implementing an NRA funded plan that will arm every personnel in the white house, including janitors, with fully loaded AR-15.

“If every staff member of the White house carries concealed guns if a savage sicko came to the White House with bad intentions. Highly trained staff member would also serve as a deterrent to the cowards that do this. Far more assets at much less cost than Secret Service. A “gun free” White House is a magnet for bad people. ATTACKS WOULD END!

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Trump has recommended a similar plan for schools to arm teacher with lethal weapons. When asked what if some depressed teacher shot kids, Trump responded that NRA will give AR-15 to students to defend themselves. “Most problems, a lot of them, trust me, in the world will be solved if you give guns to both sides,” said Trump.

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