The Impeachable US president, Donald Jackass Trump knows how to keep his promises…

During his speech at the CIA, Trump said, “I’ve always said we shouldn’t be there, but if we’re gonna get out, take the oil. If we would have taken the oil, you wouldn’t have ISIS, because ISIS formed with the power and the wealth of that oil.”

The impeachable also added that “We should’ve kept the oil… maybe you’ll have another chance.” It’s time to deliver on those promises.

Trump saw a golden opportunity to steal Iraqi oil when Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr., chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was going to visit the country. Trump asked his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to hop into a plane and get the oil.

“Go get their oil son, let’s steal it,” Trump told Kushner. “I will do it, daddy,” replied Kushner who is now in charge of the US government, just like everyone else in the Trump family.

As lousy as the White House is when it comes to showing professionalism and sticking to protocol, the Washington Post, another FAKE NEWS site, reported that “senior White House officials confirmed reports of Kushner’s trip before he had landed in Iraq, raising security concerns from the Pentagon.”

According to reports leaked by the disgruntled, sexually harassed staffers of the White House, once Kushner has first hand info on how much oil Iraq has, Trump will try to figure out how to steal it.